Wedding Stats:
Height of the Bride: 4'10 1/2
Height of the Groom: 6'4
Number of bridesmaids: 3
Number of anti-brunette toddlers: 1 (This picture captures the four seconds that Caleb didn't cry when I was holding him. Hairist.)
Number of times we thought Uncle Joe was going to kill himself putting up wedding lights: Lots
Number of times Uncle Joe did kill himself putting up wedding lights: 0 (Hooray!)
Number of Tractors: 1
Number of crazy cool cousins dancing like dancing loons: Um...let me count...5 Burchs plus 4 Becks, plus assorted Bangerters and Haynies, minus a missionary, multiplied by 3 imports(Welcome to the fam Bernie, Shane and Steven!) , carry the Ben, divided by 2 = I don't know but we had fun!
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(Let's pause for a brief yet random story!)
The night before the wedding, Jana, Marianne and I spent the night in the Haynie's Fairview farmhouse. Jana wanted to go for a walk, but being in a dark and isolated area didn't want to walk alone. Mari and I make it a point to try to be useful so we drove slowly along side Jana for 45 minutes, helpfully singing songs in place of her ipod. Safety first.
(And Scene!)
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And now for my new favorite picture of Mari and I.
MARI (sneakily): Hey! Lets take a picture making the goofiest faces we can!
HANNAH (in a deceptively innocent tone): Ok!
*both snicker and look at the camera*
Upon discovery of the mutual deception:
Utah. She is fun.
