Sunday, September 16, 2007

In Which I Disclose an Embarrassing Weakness for Online Quizzes

Oh yes! I have a blog! And don't worry, I have many important/humorous/topical items to discuss with you all. For example, hypothetically speaking, if somebody somewhere maybe took an online quiz to determine what kind of cake they would be. You know. If they were a cake. And then maybe they looked at the result and thought ha ha! That's funny! Sooo much cooler than the "Which Jane Austen character are you?" quiz I took last week.* Hypothetically speaking.

You Are Strawberry Cake

Fresh, sassy, and romantic.
You're a total flirt, who never would turn down a sugary treat.
Occasionally you're a bit moody - but you usually stay sweet!

How did you know??? I am fresh, sassy and romantic! And strawberry cake is my favorite! I know. I'm sorry. I promise to blog for real from now on.

*I take it back. There is NOTHING cooler than finding out which Jane Austen character an arbitrary set of question determines you are! Emma Woodhouse if you were wondering. And yes, I was a little sad that I didn't get Elizabeth Bennett. I'm pretty sure the determining factor was the question "Which of the following actresses would be most likely to play you if they made a movie of your life?" I clicked the Gwyneth Paltrow box instead of the Keira Knightly box. In clearly should have picked Keira if I wanted to get Eliza, but I believe in honesty in these quizzes and while Gwyneth in no way resembles me, she is American and she does have freckles. Two things Keira will NEVER understand. I almost went back and switched it so I would end up a theoretical Mrs. Darcy after all, but in the end I just couldn't compromise my integrity.** Upon further reflection I decided that Emma wasn't so bad, and really she was a sort of humanitarian if you think about it. Also I've always kind of wanted to be a matchmaker and I've always been not that good at it, so its actually quite fitting.

**Um, that's a lie. I have no integrity. I totally went back and switched my answers twice on that cake quiz because I kept ending up as red velvet cake. I don't know much in this crazy world, but one thing I know for sure is that there is NO WAY I'm Red Velvet.